Whenever I’m working on a project, I almost always need some sort of stock photo. Some of these are so hilariously ridiculous I thought I’d share them with the world.
1. Older Lady with a Sexy Milk Moustache
So when do you think you could ever possibly use this image? Is that milk or something we shouldn’t talk about here? How do you think that photoshoot went? “Here smear this milk on your lip and act sexy.”
2. Tiny Trailer Park Girl Posing Casually on Some Fruit
So why anyone in the world would need a girl with frosted hair sitting on a big fat apple holding something imaginary is beyond me.
3. Harvesting Wheat with Ma Tablet
I’m not sure what you could say with this image. I bet this guy has allergies though.
4. Creepy Guy Who May be an Aviator
Is that an aviator cap or something on his head?
5. Greasy Guy on Vacation
In case your design calls for “greasy guy who’s maybe on vacation with a tiny camera”.
6. Bein’ Casual with ma Wheat
Ok this one isn’t so bad, she’s cute, but why is she smiling friendly on a pile of wheat?
7. “Executive Laying Down”
Why would the keywords for this be “Executive laying down”? He doesn’t look like an executive in any stretch of the imagination and his face betrays a look of bad indigestion.
8. You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin? – Yes I’m hungry for Octopus Apple
So why does this girl need an octopus on her apple?