Terrible Stock Images You Can Actually Buy

Whenever I’m working on a project, I almost always need some sort of stock photo. Some of these are so hilariously ridiculous I thought I’d share them with the world.

 

1. Older Lady with a Sexy Milk Moustache

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I’m not sure

So when do you think you could ever possibly use this image? Is that milk or something we shouldn’t talk about here? How do you think that photoshoot went? “Here smear this milk on your lip and act sexy.”

 

2. Tiny Trailer ParkĀ Girl Posing Casually on Some Fruit

HELLO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY TINY MELONS

HELLO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY TINY MELONS

So why anyone in the world would need a girl with frosted hair sitting on a big fat apple holding something imaginary is beyond me.

 

3. Harvesting Wheat with Ma Tablet

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Just chillin in da wheat wit ma tablet

I’m not sure what you could say with this image. I bet this guy has allergies though.

 

4. Creepy Guy Who May be an Aviator

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DERP FLY AWAY WITH ME

Is that an aviator cap or something on his head?

 

5. Greasy Guy on Vacation

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“Do you want to see my tiny camera?”

In case your design calls for “greasy guy who’s maybe on vacation with a tiny camera”.

 

6. Bein’ Casual with ma Wheat

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Ok this one isn’t so bad, she’s cute, butĀ  why is she smiling friendly on a pile of wheat?

 

7. “Executive Laying Down”

What cha thinkin bout?

What cha thinkin bout?

Why would the keywords for this be “Executive laying down”? He doesn’t look like an executive in any stretch of the imagination and his face betrays a look of bad indigestion.

 

8. You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin? – Yes I’m hungry for Octopus Apple

Do you want to touch my octopus?

Do you want to touch my octopus?

So why does this girl need an octopus on her apple?

One comment on “Terrible Stock Images You Can Actually Buy

  1. ronald says:

    i see horrible stock photos everyday at work.

    the milk mustache one is horrible.

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